My Thirst: Beginners Guide to cleaning sex toys

So, you've had a good time with your trusty vibrator, and now it's time to give it a little spa day. Here's the lowdown on keeping your toy squeaky clean without turning it into a science project:

Go & Grab:
- Mild soap or a special toy cleaner
- Warm water
- A soft cloth or towel
- Non-alcoholic wipes

Now Follow Along ⚡
Before anything else, power down your vibe. No one wants a surprise buzz when they're not expecting it.

Splash Zone
Give your toy a good rinse under lukewarm water. Get rid of any lingering substances 💦, you know what we mean 😏.

Suds Up 🧼
Apply a dab of gentle soap or use that fancy toy cleaner you've got. Give your vibe a spa treatment—lather it up and get into all the nooks and crannies.

Detail Work  🪥
Pay special attention to buttons, seams, and any textured areas. A soft brush (like an old toothbrush) can be your BFF for this job ❤️.

Avoid the Dip 
If your vibe isn't a fan of water, skip the underwater adventure. Just use a damp cloth for those electronic bits.

Rinse, Rinse, Baby
Give your vibe another rinse to wash away any lingering soap. Think of it as the grand finale of your toy's spa day.

Gentle Pat Down
With a soft, lint-free cloth or towel, give your vibe a gentle pat down. Let it air-dry and make sure it's completely dry before tucking it in for the night.

Storage Wisdom 🪄
Pop your now-cleaned and dry vibe into a cool, dry spot. Keep it away from direct sunlight and extreme temperatures, just like you would with your favorite snacks.

🌟 Bonus Tips 🌟

- For those times when a full wash isn't on the agenda, unscented wipes are your go-to quick fix. Just make sure they're friendly to your toy's material.
- If your toy is made of porous material, consider slipping on a condom for an easier clean-up and to keep things hygienic.
- Give your toy a regular once-over for any signs of wear and tear. If it's looking worse for wear, consider retiring it and bringing in a new player.

So there you have it—easy-peasy vibes cleaning to keep your toy in tip-top shape. Happy buzzing!